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Dumb Quotes

Think a thousand times before saying anything. 'Slip of the tongue' or a thoughtless sentence can set the crowd laughing all around you. Though very few people are immuned to saying something silly, funny or simply dumb at one time or other in their life. You can see signs, read news and hear quotes of some of the most famous people that are as foolish as the ones given below along with our comments:
  • Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious. - Alan Minter, Boxer (Deaths may be fatal but they necessarily do not need to be serious after all.)
  • I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness. - Alicia Silverstone, Actress (Is she clueless about what to say?)
  • How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby. - Anonymous Manufacturer (Do not fold it with the baby, please.)
  • During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails. - AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian (He must be biting his toenails, then!)
  • You guys line up alphabetically by height. Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach (If you are taller than John, why don't you change your name to Peter?)
  • The Internet is a great way to get on the net. Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate (He is certainly techno-friendly.)
  • Most of my cliches aren't original. – Chuck Knox (Mine too!)
  • Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean. - Pedro Guerrero (Can't they see what's in my mind?)