Jokes On Fools
Fun, silly jokes and humor are integral part of our lives. We have also brought you some popular blonde jokes and they are not meant just for harmless chuckles and giggles and are not meant to hut anyone's feelings. So, just read them and have a bellyful of laugh:
- A certain silly man got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the W's.
- A fool of all times went to the doctor. Both his ears were burnt. The doctor exclaimed, "What happened?" He told the doctor that as he was ironing his shirt, someone called and he picked up the iron instead of the receiver of the phone and stuck it to his ear. When the doctor asked about the other ear, he ejaculated, "The son of a bitch called back."
- A pretty rich man was a regular customer of a famous store. He parked his Mercedes and entered his store. Only after a few minutes, his favorite salesgirl came running him to tell him that someone stole his Mercedes. When asked why she didn't tried to stop him, she said that she at least noted the number of the car!
- A young fashionable woman on a vacation in Louisiana was desperate to buy a pair of genuine alligator shoes but she was told that she could only get them for the price she was willing to pay, if she caught her own alligator. So, she headed for the swamps. In the evening, one of the shopkeepers were amazed to see the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand and about five or six alligators by her side. She killed yet another one in front of him and hauled it on to the swamp bank. Then, she shouted in frustration, "Why, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
- Never give blondes the coffee breaks. It takes too long to retrain them.
- The blonde nurse took the red marker to work because she might need to draw blood!
- There were three women colleagues - an Asian, an European and a Blonde. They noticed that their lady boss left work a little early every day, so they decided to follow in her footsteps and leave early too. Next day, the Asian was glad to have caught some extra hours of sleep; the European was happy that she could do some extra workout and cook a delicious dinner for her date too. However, the Blonde just sighed and said that she was relieved not to have been caught by the boss who was there in her bedroom with her husband!